What do you call Katy Perry in a sandbox?

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1. I watch a lot of TV

I mean I work the remotely

2. My coworker almost died today.

He doesn’t know that, but he did

3. What do you call a broken yardstick?

A junkyard

4. What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino?

Eleifino.

5. What’s the difference between weed and pussy

It’s good weed if you can smell it across the room

6. A polyglot woman named Sarah is taking to her Spanish speaking friend

“Pablo” she says. “How much English do you understand?” “¿Que, Sarah? ¿Sarah?” “True. Whatever will be will be.”

7. I asked my carpenter friend why he bothers his wife so much with adding on a balcony to their upstairs bedroom.

He said he cantilever alone.

8. The illegal mining of the coastal terrains of the beaches in many parts of the world, although was meant to be hidden, has led to natural and non-renewable resource depletion problem comparable in extent to global water scarcity so visible, the cover-up was exposed.

This is a clear case of "Stray-Sand" effect.

9. What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?

Wasabiiiii

10. What do you call a really cool Osprey?

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